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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Story of a Retard!

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Here "I'm" going to turn "myself" into a 3rd party role in order to tell you a Story,once upon an evening,a boy called"Retard" just went back from school.He was damn excited and happy to try out a stupid thing.The boy "retard" wish to come out an Collector CD edition for his studio,but the problem is he wish to cut down the costs of using additional paper instead of printing on the plastic CD bag.So he initiated to make out a demo CD set first,despite he knew that plastics are easily to get melt at high temperature,but he urged himself to do it indeed.

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"Retard" is a secondary Chinese School student,he knew it's hot![In chinese!]Even Korean and Japanese version are also written right the yellow caution tag!So what?"Retard continued his effort to print the logo on the plastic cd sheet!He assume his printer is not that HOT either!

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With his full felicitates,"Retard" placed in a sheet of plastic cd sheet and ready for the "PRINTING"(MELTING )job."Retard was pretty optimistic for the result,after clicked the print button,the logo had started to print!

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You guess what?The result is THIS!The orange CD sheet had turned into a deformed and charcoal plastic sheet with some"satay" smells."Retard" was afraid,he then pulled out the jammed plastic sheet from the printer.Unfortunately,the printer was still jammed due to some left pieces of plastic were still inside the printer's roller.He knew that his father is coming back home and going to use the printer also,"Retard" was like fucked up and nervous!

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"Retard" tried many times of clicking print but it came with zero avail.After that, "Retard" took out his tools and equipments in order to check it out what's blocking inside.Torchlight,forceps,long-nose player were taken out,and "Retard" diagnosed that the pieces are stuck at the roller compartment.The printer's roller was blocked by the melted plastic pieces.He then use his finger to dig it out following by using a forceps until he cutted his finger.

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"Retard" had to continue to work it out as it was running out of time,his dad is coming back in literally!Not too long...not too short perhaps,"Retard" managed to take out all the pieces from the printer's roller within an hour with several efforts like injured his finger and almost sweat and nervous to death.XD

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With all sorts of melted or folded papers which taken out from the printer,"Retard" swore that he would not be itchy hand again!Obviously,"Retard" had an interesting evening with several traumatized happenings.XD

By the way,"Retard" would not give up his tendency to come out his studio Collector Edition.But perhaps next time with greater consideration and wiser way before start to do anything."Retard" deeply learnt a lesson today.

Confession
Who is that?Surprisingly that person is quite familiar for me,but it's not me!I know you knew it..for my dignity sake..please tell me it's others!And..Not me.

4 comments:

風与霧 said...

Hey, then how is ur printer later?
Hope u didnt spoil it =="

SkyChin said...

Orh..dont worry!The printer is working,I'd tried many sorts of stuns and risky stuff not only for printer,PC,etc.XD

God Bless me perhaps.

Anonymous said...

Dude, did you do that on purpose just for blogging, or on accidently/

SkyChin said...

"Retard" is not that stupid to cut his finger and melt the plastic in order to write.There's so many other way to write.

And for sure,I turned it into a story-like mode.Surely the of shots are purposely snapped after the problem occurs.

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